What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.

One day, I happened to walk past where my crush was with friends. Then all of a sudden they start laughing, and someone maybe him, goes "freaking (my name) with her freaking hair!" Can anyone offer insights into this? We're in middle school.

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What is every dictators biggest fear?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What have I done wrong? How can I start over?

After a few moments he returns.

{RING} {RING}

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What is the dirtiest city in India?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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